Quote

Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud.
- Maya Angelou

Happy Bday Gandhiji

Happy Birthday Bapu
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Bless us with your presence in our wallets.

Cross country

A Rajasthani girl marries a Japanese. A year later they are blessed with twins. They name them, Jo-hoyo, So-hoyo.

Another year later, they have an unplanned baby. They name him - "Yo-ki-hoyo":) =D

Newly married husband

A newly married husband puts a notice in front of his residence:

FOR SALE:
Computer and Encyclopedia both in good condition.

REASON FOR SELLING:
No longer needed. Got married. Wife knows EVERYTHING... with backup server called "Mother in law".

Jaban pe Saraswati

Kehte hain na, ki din mein ek baar zuban pe Saraswati zaroor baithti hai. Itne saalon baad saraswati ne baat sach kar dikhayi...

Kabhi bachpan mein kaha karte the "Kal chutti ke din kya jhaadu lagane jaoge?" Ab National Holiday pe sachii mein jhadu lagane jayaenge" :)